I am Mister Robert Devore and I am the finest easy listening artiste this world has ever known. I am a professional cabaret, lounge and cruise ship artist. I ride horses and scooters. I have never had syphillis. Andy Williams punched me in the face - not once, not twice, but three times. I play 650 shows a year, all across the globe. My clothes are made of fine silks and the hair of busty young supermodels. I eat only lobster, Fray Bentos pies and frozen margaritas.