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The TurboTax Rap
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A song about the IRS and doing your income taxes.
hiphop rap funny silly stupid comedy rapmusic humor nerdcore
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My songs are Nerdcore, which is an amateur, geeky version of hip-hop music. I am 42 years old, married, and run over 200 websites including Dumb.com and Adoptme
My songs are Nerdcore, which is an amateur, geeky version of hip-hop music. I am 38 years old, married, and run over 400 websites including Bored.com. You can listen to all 35 of my songs for free on my page at NerdcoreSongs.com.
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop • Nerdcore
Charts
Peak #564
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
MC Eric B
Rights
MC Eric B
Uploaded
March 02, 2010
Track Files
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MP3 1.8 MB • 128 kbps • 2:01
Story behind the song
I wrote this for a song contest TurboTax software was having.
Lyrics
It's April 15th and my taxes are due feels like I'm having some sorta financial deja vu Got boxes of receipts piled up high on my desk tryin' to decipher regulations that are oh so Kafkaesque Some things they are taxable and some things they are not in the end they try to take everything that you got My concentration starts to crumble like an off-topic forum thread and bunch of random questions soon pop into my head Like for people who are blind do they make the forms in braille? and if I don't pay the IRS will they throw me in jail? But enough of this silliness time to start the number crunchin' one more sign I'm a slave to the time clock we're all punchin' Chorus ============================ How I hate to do my taxes all those forms so complicated the IRS must be an agency that the Devil created Inflicting mathematical torture and emotional pain like getting poked with a needle when they can't find a vein Each year I go to hell and back don't wanna make that trip anymore sometimes I win the battle but I can't win the war 'Cause nothing sucks as bad as doing your income taxes it's even worse than root canals and bikini waxes =========================== Do I put a pen to paper or file it online? donate to the election fund or should I decline Like a lost ship adrift on a sea of regulations I try to find my way through the haze of endless calculations Then out of the darkness shines a beam of light some automated software to help me win this fight It goes by the kickass name of TurboTax says it will take my deductions all the way to the max Then with the click of a mouse it's all filed and done with precision and accuracy like a sniper's gun I know I'll do it all again in another year but with TurboTax in my corner I'll have nothing to fear So bring it on Mr. Taxman at the IRS no longer over you will I toil and obsess Now the power has shifted I've gone and taken charge like my man Vanilla Ice it's time to start livin' large Chorus ============================ It's no longer such a chore each year to do my taxes while the computer does the work my brain sits back and relaxes Can't imagine life before I started using TurboTax must have let a million deductions slip right through the cracks Now it's actually kinda fun to sit down and do my taxes like how women love their shoes and lumberjacks love their axes So take control of this game roll like a big financial player when you get your refund check you'll be one happy taxpayer =================================
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