Lyrics
Now I'm not a member of the chess club but I'm pretty messed up, walking into this club with my cardigan sweater. And I know everybody thinks "Whoa, whats up with this guy, where he thinks hes at, some sorta super fly, marty-mcfly convention where he can get all attention from the bitches but he's got no game, thats where I say, go away, Cause I am the number 1, I am the number 2, I rolled a druid and got to level 42.
Left to the right, to the right to the left, as I stepped through the door and get to be met, by all the bitches in the club tonight, everybody knows I aint starting no fight, but your girlfriends gonna be mad at me when I take her jeans and I go an leave, and I go and put them on my ceiling, thats how I keep my bitches clean.
Cause everybody knows I take things seriously, once I get on the dancefloor, lookout don't even try to get in the way,
Kick you with my feet, take you out today, ChickaChicka go away, I ain't no Timbaland today, everybody calls me Tenderloin, I am the tastiest piece of meat, this club has ever seen before.
Left to the right, to the right to the left, as I stepped through the door and get to be met, by all the bitches in the club tonight, everybody knows I aint starting no fight, but your girlfriends gonna be mad at me when I take her jeans and I go an leave, and I go and put them on my ceiling, thats how I keep my bitches clean.
Mouth to mouth, mouth down south, somebody get this bitch out of my house. Yeah I'm level 70, I was here first, watch as I bubble hearth to the dance floor, wanna be my epic mount, too many girls to count who wanna get in this tier set, yeah baby I'm gonna make you sweat as I dance and I dance, and I move and I move, and I groove and I groove, and then I kill someone. Whoops, thats just my animal instinct kicking in. Guess they shouldn't have let me bring this spear, can you please dispose of this before I get arrested for murder?
Left to the right, to the right to the left, as I stepped through the door and get to be met, by all the bitches in the club tonight, everybody knows I aint starting no fight, but your girlfriends gonna be mad at me when I take her jeans and I go an leave, and I go and put them on my ceiling, thats how I keep my bitches clean. (x2)