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Hip-Hop Hanukkah
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A funny Hanukkah song to celebrate the Jewish holiday.
hiphop rap funny silly stupid comedy rapmusic humor nerdcore
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My songs are Nerdcore, which is an amateur, geeky version of hip-hop music. I am 42 years old, married, and run over 200 websites including Dumb.com and Adoptme
My songs are Nerdcore, which is an amateur, geeky version of hip-hop music. I am 38 years old, married, and run over 400 websites including Bored.com. You can listen to all 35 of my songs for free on my page at NerdcoreSongs.com.
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop • Nerdcore
Charts
Peak #1
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Eric Borgos
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Eric Borgos
Uploaded
December 18, 2006
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:35
Story behind the song
I had written Pimp My Sleigh for Christmas, so I wanted to write a similar song for Hanukkah.
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Hip-Hop Hanukkah =========================== 'Twas the night before Hanukkah and all through the nation Jews were busy preparing for this sacred celebration The menorah was set by the chimney with care the songbooks were open and ready for prayer I could feel the pangs of my chocolate cravings hoping soon to be munching on that golden gelt savings The kids were fast asleep visions of toys in their heads a smell was wafting through the air of fresh rye breads But this year I decided it was time for a change something old Orthodox dudes might think of as strange After all the boring rituals and singing is done let's party into the night and really have some fun Chorus ========================= Have a hip-hop Hanukkah get into the groove spin around like a dreidel and bust a Hebrew move Come light the menorah raise your hands in the air sip that Manishevitz like you just don't care ========================= From inside the kitchen came an unholy clatter but it was just ol' grandma making the potato latke batter At the table were Mortie, Abraham and Rabbi Shmuley all frowning at the kids running around so unruly There was talk of bar mitzvahs and of constipation and the annual winter Florida retirement migration But I was tired of all this old school holiday crap so I jumped up on the table and launched into a gangster rap Spitting rhymes about thugs, pimps, and hoes and girls shopping for bling and fancy designer clothes My entire family almost fell out of their seats giving me looks like I had eaten some unkosher meat But I gotta shake things up throw out the bagels and lox do whatever it takes to make sure this Hanukkah rocks Chorus ========================= Have a hip-hop Hanukkah get into the groove spin around like a dreidel and bust a Hebrew move Come light the menorah raise your hands in the air sip that Manishevitz like you just don't care ========================= Up on the roof I heard a commotion but they were just installing the satellite dish I bought on promotion Like a DVD player or a flat screen display it's time to start celebrating in a more modern way Enough with the yarmulkes, Maccabees, and menorahs the purifying oils and biblical torahs We'll have 8 days of partying for the Festival of Lights taking old Judaic traditions to 21st Century heights I'm going to slam dunk this Hanukkah like a basketball hoop make it hotter than a bowl of matzah ball soup For those religious naysayers who think I'm blasphemous scum you can kiss my ass all I have to say is shalom Chorus ========================= Have a hip-hop Hanukkah get into the groove spin around like a dreidel and bust a Hebrew move Come light the menorah raise your hands in the air sip that Manishevitz like you just don't care =========================
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