Diary Of A Lustful Turkey. A long time ago, when stars where still young and all that is now was just a dream in the minds of the gods (right about winter 2005), a band with oddly shaped members started constructing equally odd music.. Even though they had been a band for some years, they where finally completed when the evil words off Pipebomb Turkey(Vokals) appeared before them one glorius day. Devastator Turkey (Drums/perc) who was working on some Stonecrushing rhythms that even Belsebub would tremble upon, got down on his knees to thank the sun for rising that morning.After that they have clinged on to each other, and with Mr. Bacon Turkey's (Bass/backing) intensely mad bass playing and throwing chunks of meat from therelated animal, have won the hearts of the listeners both live and with the newly recorded EP (sailor songs). And in this brotherhood of music Dipp Lloyd Turkey (guitar/crazy perk) which was many years questioning the meaning of life, found enough power to cast those shackles and start making riffs only the gods could compete with in aggression. This all might seem powerful and frightening, but to tell the truth it would not have been worth anything with out the amazing T-face Turkey's (Guitar) guitar string slaying, which cannot be described with the pitiful words of humans. But this I can tell you. His playing is as gentle as a lamb and as deadly as an snake.. Oh there is so much more to tell, but probably you would not believe me. So go out there, seek out these Soundtrack of a enormous horse, and see for your self.. See for your self