Lyrics
Give Me Back My Pants
(music June 9,10th) (words June 16/01)
Here I am, I’m watching you from afar,
Enjoying every moment apart,
Oops, I’m lying, I really didn’t mean what I said,
That time, and maybe once before,
Oh please, let me see what you look like naked,
That would be fun,
Cause I can see that you are sweet,
Even from half a million feet from me,
Oh won’t you let me love you baby?
Cause I just don’t believe it, the things you say,
I don’t believe it, please make it go away,
I don’t believe you are going to stay,
Oh please, oh please give me one more chance.
It’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup tonight,
And without you it’s not quite enough,
Ooh, I’m lying, I really didn’t mean what I said,
That time, and maybe once before.
Oh please, let me see you inside my covers, holding me tight,
Cause whether hockey is the sport of kings,
I’d gladly give it all away,
If you would just charge me two minutes for holding, holding you.
I just don’t believe it, these things I say,
I don’t believe it, I should be locked away,
I don’t believe I can tell the truth,
Oh please, oh please give me one more chance,
Oh please, give me back my pants,
Oh please, give me one more…
Chance, to find out that you love me,
To say that you'll forgive me,
For being such a liar, a loser.
Here I am, still watching you from afar,
With an old pair of binoculars,
I ain’t lying, I’m really that hung up on you baby,
And it’s even a bit dangerous, and illegal,
Don’t let me see you walking naked with some other guy,
Cause though I’m doing things I shouldn’t do,
Well that’s ok for me to do,
Cause you won’t let me love you, love you girl…
I just don’t believe it, these things I say,
I don’t believe it, I should be locked away,
You won’t believe me,
But I promise you it’s the truth,
Oh please, oh please give me one more chance,
Oh please give me back my pants,
Oh please give me one more chance.
Words and Music by Ian Tanner
Copyright 2001 TanRocks Tunes/Socan