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Killer Mayonnaise
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I'm starting a new project. One song at a time. This is the first one. It's a free download! :)
hard rock william baron killer mayonnaise
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This stuff is mainly for fun! My real serious work is with my band, RELIC.
In the new age of music where a lot of grunge sounds the same it's sometimes hard to tell one band from another. This needs to change. We need more music out there with more vocal intensity and more interesting riffs. The days of classic rock are getting behind us now. Unfortunatly the newest music you hear on the radio doesn't last but a year or so any more.
Song Info
Genre
Rock Hard Rock
Charts
Peak #113
Peak in subgenre #9
Author
William M. Baron
Rights
2013 William Baron & Zombie Girl Productions
Uploaded
July 13, 2013
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.6 MB 160 kbps 3:10
Lyrics
(VERSE) I'm 'bout to tell you a tale A tale of what I love So please see the analogy Of what I will speak of I can't get enough of how it feels I like to get it with all my meals Open a jar of mayonnaise Don't let it go to waste I like to put mayonnaise On everything I taste The mayonnaise is dripping off the spoon I lick it off because it tastes so good (CHORUS) This is some killer mayonnaise Try it and you'll be amazed I want it through all my days This is some killer mayonnaise (VERSE) Pizza, potatos, perogies It goes well everywhere You can even clean piano keys Or condition your hair Look it up, and somewhere you will see Why mayonnaise makes everyone happy (CHORUS) (BRIDGE) You can use it to get gum out of your hair! Helps remove stuck wedding rings! Take crayon marks off the walls! Salad dressing! A cheap facial! Takes tar and sap off of your car! Makes plant leaves shiny! It soothes sunburn! Kills lice! Two words! Tartar Sauce! Softens your skin! Gets water stains off wood! Soothes hang nails! Long story short... mayonnaise makes your whole life better! (VERSE) I hope now you realize Just what I'm trying to say I couldn't come up with the words Without sounding too cliche I'm trying to tell you what I feel is true Cause honey this mayonnaise is you (CHORUS) You are my killer mayonnaise You're just what my words portray I want you babe through all my days Cause you are better than mayonnaise!
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