The illest music you'll ever hear.
Lyrics
I woke up early this morning and felt a little sick
So I headed to the medicine cabinet to rummage it
All I found was empty bottles, what a gamble, no dice
Then I headed onto FaceBook just to ruin my life
And what did I see on the top of my page
You would hope they ended cancer or found a cure for AIDS
But no, not quite, it was the next best thing
Todd’s birthday, no sh** , like my toilet was clean
So I thought for a second, its such a special day
That maybe I would throw some special wishes your way
Like: I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you much wealth
I wish you’d stop eating French fries, they ruin your health
And hopefully in the future one day we link up
It’s been far too long since we’ve gotten wasted and f*** ed up
So take a shot already and before this turns gay
I just wanted to say hi and have a happy birthday
